WRITER’S NOTES:

Ben Collins was honored with a 2023 Walter Cronkite Awards for Excellence in Television Political Journalism, which I respect as deeply as the penetration alluded to in these posts. As should every reader.
These are unedited first drafts written by me, a very cool unemployed woman who is in debt. I hope that in the coming decades more writers and editors will be involved in this project, recording much more explicit acts.
*The ridiculous phrase “their positions shifted gradually, the atmosphere thickening with longing, until at last their hips aligned in a moment of shared, quivering anticipation.” was generated by ChatGTP.
This is dedicated to my favorite writer and second favorite fellow Hyannis townie, Kurt Vonnegut. Posthumously, he takes none of this shit… and yes, if I could redesign the 2007 Barnstable High School yearbook cover to feature more natural beauty instead of a James Bond pun, I would — but he doesn’t need to keep haunting my dreams about it, he has said enough.